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falseshore[Today, the subject of this video is a very confused and somewhat irritated Evan. He woke up less than an hour ago, and his room was carpeted in eggs. Pretty much literally. He was expecting a batch of them, but he was not expecting more than fifty.
That's the only thing that the video shows, the carpet of eggs. Evan's voice is coming from off-camera.]
There are eggs all over the floor and I don't even know what half of these are even supposed to be. Tch.
[And then the video shuts off.]
[The second video comes on an hour later, and shows two piles of eggs, one slightly bigger than the other. There's an open notepad balanced on a couple of them, and you might be able to read what's written on the page--if you could read Evan's handwriting, that is.]
There's no way I'm taking care of all of these, so I'm selling them to whoever's interested. The smaller batch is Tenten's, and I'm attaching both of our price and movelists. Ask her about buying her eggs.
[That notebook stays sitting there, long enough for the text to be easily read, before it's snapped up into the air and a certain ninja-lacking-her-forehead-protector drops into view, obviously proud of herself.]
Evan's not here right now, but fortunately for him, he has a cute secretary to take his calls. And sell his things.
[She offers the camera a quick wink and a grin -- eggs!]
Attachment: Evanslist.txt
Attachment: Tentenslist.txt
(OoC: Replies will come from both Repliku and Tenten. If you're contacting Tenten's Gear specifically, please say so in the subject line.)
That's the only thing that the video shows, the carpet of eggs. Evan's voice is coming from off-camera.]
There are eggs all over the floor and I don't even know what half of these are even supposed to be. Tch.
[And then the video shuts off.]
[The second video comes on an hour later, and shows two piles of eggs, one slightly bigger than the other. There's an open notepad balanced on a couple of them, and you might be able to read what's written on the page--if you could read Evan's handwriting, that is.]
There's no way I'm taking care of all of these, so I'm selling them to whoever's interested. The smaller batch is Tenten's, and I'm attaching both of our price and movelists. Ask her about buying her eggs.
[That notebook stays sitting there, long enough for the text to be easily read, before it's snapped up into the air and a certain ninja-lacking-her-forehead-protector drops into view, obviously proud of herself.]
Evan's not here right now, but fortunately for him, he has a cute secretary to take his calls. And sell his things.
[She offers the camera a quick wink and a grin -- eggs!]
Attachment: Evanslist.txt
Attachment: Tentenslist.txt
(OoC: Replies will come from both Repliku and Tenten. If you're contacting Tenten's Gear specifically, please say so in the subject line.)
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Date: 2013-04-27 08:31 pm (UTC)Ooh. That Ferroseed egg looks pretty cool Tenten. Think we could have make a deal?
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Date: 2013-04-27 08:42 pm (UTC)[A quick smile, then she leans in, quirking an eyebrow.]
What've you got?
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Date: 2013-04-27 08:52 pm (UTC)[video, Tenten's gear]
Date: 2013-04-27 08:57 pm (UTC)[Calling up both of those on the Pokédex and biting her lip in concentration as she reads.]
...Yeah, sounds fair! The Ferroseeds don't have any egg moves, but they're good as throwing weapons in a pinch.
[She beckons, and her own Ferroseed, Renkon, drifts over with a curious, metal-on-metal noise.]
As long as you don't mind hurling around forty pounds of solid metal.
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Date: 2013-04-28 01:35 am (UTC)[ video ]
Date: 2013-04-28 07:06 am (UTC)['Scuse him while he goes to locate a Skarmory egg and separate it from the pile.]
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Date: 2013-05-01 04:52 am (UTC)How long do they take to hatch?
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Date: 2013-04-28 05:58 am (UTC)You two seem to have been keeping busy in his absence.]
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Date: 2013-04-28 06:59 am (UTC)...Is this thing broken again?
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Date: 2013-04-28 07:07 am (UTC)There does not seem to be anything wrong from my end, at least.
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Date: 2013-04-28 06:46 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-04-28 06:54 am (UTC)...Depends on what you consider 'interesting'. What type do you like?
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Date: 2013-04-29 03:14 am (UTC)[video]
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Date: 2013-04-28 09:37 pm (UTC)[iff being maths shorthand for if and only if welcome to Sho talk.]
Shouldn't be, but who knows with Pokemon.
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Date: 2013-04-29 05:32 pm (UTC)[We're ignoring the fact that the mother is a horse.]
I'll take it back and...return your money if you don't want it later. The egg's P800.
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Date: 2013-04-29 09:23 pm (UTC)P800 sent. Thanks for the offer.
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Date: 2013-04-30 05:24 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-04-30 07:14 pm (UTC)[The video is still on, but he's covered the microphone with one hand. He's never seen a real pony, so he has to relay the question to someone else. He and the audio return properly soon.]
Yeah, it's like a pony...if it were on fire.
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Date: 2013-05-01 09:02 pm (UTC)[video]
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Date: 2013-05-04 02:07 pm (UTC)Okay I think I've got this working... Uh, how do I buy an egg from you and what do you recommend?
[The chances that he'd actually go with his recommendation were slim, but it couldn't hurt to hear it.]
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Date: 2013-05-08 04:52 am (UTC)You pick the egg you want to buy and I'll send it to you. I don't care how you pay, as long as it happens sometime. I recommend either a Houndour or a Ponyta...they're more useful than the others. But the birds know Fly...
[He trails off, shrugging.]
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Date: 2013-05-10 01:00 am (UTC)Why wouldn't birds know how to fly? Or is that a special move?
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Date: 2013-05-04 02:10 pm (UTC)[He's going to have to look up just what that one is, but these pokémon things are all pretty fascinating. Still, limited budget... He'd have to make sure that he's not caught by Katara too. He'd still have enough money to feed himself and his pokémon but still.]
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Date: 2013-05-05 03:13 am (UTC)You mean these guys? Yeah, they're pretty great! Even if they've got no egg moves, they're fantastic throwing weapons.
[Even if they're forty pounds of solid spiky steel...]
P500, since they've got no egg moves.
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Date: 2013-05-05 03:20 am (UTC)[Just blinking at it. Granted, it's an egg with eyes and spikes, but still!
Wait, P500?
His face drops a little before he visibly shuffles through his wallet for the money. Uh, he really shouldn't spend that much...]
... How about P250?
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