falseshore: (:))
[Good morning Pokéworld residents. Do you like eggs? Or random questions that don't involve a 16-year-old kid yelling at small birds?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, you'll probably not hate this audio post. Not video, because it is morning and he just woke up and his hair is doing a great impersonation of a frightened cat.]


First of all, does anyone know how much it costs to rent a house? Because I think I could just about afford one with all the time I've been spending in hotels lately.

Second, apparently a couple of my team got uh...friendly with each other and I have a bunch of eggs I need to get rid of. Depending on who you are, I might cut you a deal on something, but don't expect anything.

[He shuts it off there.

About half an hour later is attached a text document with a list of the types of eggs and their move sets. The Nidoran section is labeled "Nidoran ? x 3" followed by the price.]
falseshore: (facepalm)
[The audio is switched on a few seconds before the video is, so it starts with a lot of rustling sounds as Evan attempts to get his 'Gear out of his pack.]

Ah come on, what are you stuck on now? The one time she does something in--got it!

[As soon as the video is stabilized, it shows a Torchic and a Rattata currently...well, you could call it 'battling', but it seems more like the bird is being chased around the small clearing.]

C'mon, you're supposed to evolve already. Just...use Ember or something and finish it off...STOP RUNNING.

[And then the 'Gear is turned towards Evan.]

She's still afraid to fight other Pokémon...if they fight back, it's even worse. How do I make her get over it?
falseshore: (intrigue)
[This network post starts with just audio, and mostly some shuffling sounds and a dull thunk, as well as Rep's voice.]

Hey, be careful with that, don't lose it.

[The video comes on a few seconds later, showing Rep peering down at the screen, his hair hanging around his face. One of his hands is clutched into a fist.]

Got it now. Check it out, I got some more badges!

[He opens the fist, showing off a Hive badge and a Plain badge to the camera, looking and sounding immensely proud of himself.]

Got kicked out of Whitney's gym...for the second time. Her bodyguards probably know my face by now, so I probably won't be able to go back. Or maybe they'll let me back in if I leave Aura behind...

Do all the girl gym leaders cry when you beat them? 'Cause I'm going to avoid their gyms if that's going to happen every time.

[He starts to switch off the recording, but then stops.]

Not related to crybaby gym leaders, but I'm looking for a Volcarona and...whatever Torchic evolves into for...breeding purposes. I'll...pay you, I suppose, if anyone can lend one of those two to me for awhile.

[And then he does shut it off.]
falseshore: (insane laughter)
[Instead of the usual accidental post, this post is intentional, and much steadier than many of Repliku's other postings. The video comes on to show mostly his face, grinning at the camera.]

I dunno what happened, but this is pretty awesome!

[He moves back, moving far enough back that the camera is catching most of him. He's dressed in a t-shirt and jeans, but a couple seconds later, he's briefly enveloped in a black-blue aura and his outfit changes to this.]

I thought I'd never be able to do this kinda stuff again. Riku, are you watching this? Check it out, I'm back to full power now.

[By the way, you might recognize some of the buildings in the background. He's in Goldenrod, basically in the middle of the most deserted part of the street he could locate in the chaos.]
falseshore: (facepalm)
[Perhaps it says something about how easy it is to push Repliku's buttons. Or perhaps he just needs to discipline his team better. Either way, this video clicks on to show the interior of a dressing room, while faint snickering can be heard off camera. A bit boring for a few seconds...]

--ra? You better not have wandered off again...

[...Then one of the doors open and Repliku pokes his head out, glancing around before he notices he's being filmed.]

Aura, CUT IT OUT!

[There's a couple seconds of shirtless teenager before the 'Gear is wrestled from whoever is filming and shut off.]

[It comes back on about fifteen minutes later, showing just a grouchy-looking Repliku (and if you're paying attention, someone who looks like Sasuke Uchiha a bit behind him).]

Don't train Zoroarks, they're nothing but trouble. Also, is it normal to wake up and find your clothes suddenly too small? I had to buy a bunch of new pants...
falseshore: (distrust)
[Today, the subject of this video is a very confused and somewhat irritated Evan. He woke up less than an hour ago, and his room was carpeted in eggs. Pretty much literally. He was expecting a batch of them, but he was not expecting more than fifty.

That's the only thing that the video shows, the carpet of eggs. Evan's voice is coming from off-camera.]


There are eggs all over the floor and I don't even know what half of these are even supposed to be. Tch.

[And then the video shuts off.]

[The second video comes on an hour later, and shows two piles of eggs, one slightly bigger than the other. There's an open notepad balanced on a couple of them, and you might be able to read what's written on the page--if you could read Evan's handwriting, that is.]

There's no way I'm taking care of all of these, so I'm selling them to whoever's interested. The smaller batch is Tenten's, and I'm attaching both of our price and movelists. Ask her about buying her eggs.

[That notebook stays sitting there, long enough for the text to be easily read, before it's snapped up into the air and a certain ninja-lacking-her-forehead-protector drops into view, obviously proud of herself.]

Evan's not here right now, but fortunately for him, he has a cute secretary to take his calls. And sell his things.

[She offers the camera a quick wink and a grin -- eggs!]

Attachment: Evanslist.txt
Attachment: Tentenslist.txt

(OoC: Replies will come from both Repliku and Tenten. If you're contacting Tenten's Gear specifically, please say so in the subject line.)
falseshore: (annoyed)
[Action--anyone in the area]

[It's early evening in Olivine, and this guy is down at the beach, armed with a net, several Pokéballs, and some members of his team that aren't fire-typed or on his bad side. Which is Aura, Pink Thing, Victory, and a yet unnamed Buneary. It's actually a hilarious sight to see, because Victory seems to be the only one listening to any commands he gives, because Aura is attempting to swim, Pink Thing is doing a great impersonation of a buoy, and the Buneary keeps running away from the waves. So Rep is attempting to net something himself, without falling in the water.

It's sort of working. In that he's caught and released several hundred Magikarp by himself.]


[Audio, slightly later]

Is it possible to catch something that's not a fish or...something with tentacles from the beach? I've heard the fish are pretty useless and I have enough useless things to take care of.

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