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falseshore[Today, the subject of this video is a very confused and somewhat irritated Evan. He woke up less than an hour ago, and his room was carpeted in eggs. Pretty much literally. He was expecting a batch of them, but he was not expecting more than fifty.
That's the only thing that the video shows, the carpet of eggs. Evan's voice is coming from off-camera.]
There are eggs all over the floor and I don't even know what half of these are even supposed to be. Tch.
[And then the video shuts off.]
[The second video comes on an hour later, and shows two piles of eggs, one slightly bigger than the other. There's an open notepad balanced on a couple of them, and you might be able to read what's written on the page--if you could read Evan's handwriting, that is.]
There's no way I'm taking care of all of these, so I'm selling them to whoever's interested. The smaller batch is Tenten's, and I'm attaching both of our price and movelists. Ask her about buying her eggs.
[That notebook stays sitting there, long enough for the text to be easily read, before it's snapped up into the air and a certain ninja-lacking-her-forehead-protector drops into view, obviously proud of herself.]
Evan's not here right now, but fortunately for him, he has a cute secretary to take his calls. And sell his things.
[She offers the camera a quick wink and a grin -- eggs!]
Attachment: Evanslist.txt
Attachment: Tentenslist.txt
(OoC: Replies will come from both Repliku and Tenten. If you're contacting Tenten's Gear specifically, please say so in the subject line.)
That's the only thing that the video shows, the carpet of eggs. Evan's voice is coming from off-camera.]
There are eggs all over the floor and I don't even know what half of these are even supposed to be. Tch.
[And then the video shuts off.]
[The second video comes on an hour later, and shows two piles of eggs, one slightly bigger than the other. There's an open notepad balanced on a couple of them, and you might be able to read what's written on the page--if you could read Evan's handwriting, that is.]
There's no way I'm taking care of all of these, so I'm selling them to whoever's interested. The smaller batch is Tenten's, and I'm attaching both of our price and movelists. Ask her about buying her eggs.
[That notebook stays sitting there, long enough for the text to be easily read, before it's snapped up into the air and a certain ninja-lacking-her-forehead-protector drops into view, obviously proud of herself.]
Evan's not here right now, but fortunately for him, he has a cute secretary to take his calls. And sell his things.
[She offers the camera a quick wink and a grin -- eggs!]
Attachment: Evanslist.txt
Attachment: Tentenslist.txt
(OoC: Replies will come from both Repliku and Tenten. If you're contacting Tenten's Gear specifically, please say so in the subject line.)
[video]
Date: 2013-04-30 05:24 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-04-30 07:14 pm (UTC)[The video is still on, but he's covered the microphone with one hand. He's never seen a real pony, so he has to relay the question to someone else. He and the audio return properly soon.]
Yeah, it's like a pony...if it were on fire.
[video]
Date: 2013-05-01 09:02 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-05-03 06:09 am (UTC)[What's an Equestria and why is she worried?]
D-don't ask me, I don't know! The fire doesn't seem to hurt the Ponyta any, and they're born on fire...
[video]
Date: 2013-05-05 09:16 pm (UTC)[ Rarity will believe a lot of crazy stuff in this world, but she won't believe this. ]
[video]
Date: 2013-05-08 04:42 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-05-09 01:01 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-05-11 06:33 am (UTC)[Okay, we're going with hair. Fire tends to be bad for hair, yes. He knows that much.]
I'm not planning to set you on fire...
[video]
Date: 2013-05-12 09:55 pm (UTC)