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falseshore[Today, the subject of this video is a very confused and somewhat irritated Evan. He woke up less than an hour ago, and his room was carpeted in eggs. Pretty much literally. He was expecting a batch of them, but he was not expecting more than fifty.
That's the only thing that the video shows, the carpet of eggs. Evan's voice is coming from off-camera.]
There are eggs all over the floor and I don't even know what half of these are even supposed to be. Tch.
[And then the video shuts off.]
[The second video comes on an hour later, and shows two piles of eggs, one slightly bigger than the other. There's an open notepad balanced on a couple of them, and you might be able to read what's written on the page--if you could read Evan's handwriting, that is.]
There's no way I'm taking care of all of these, so I'm selling them to whoever's interested. The smaller batch is Tenten's, and I'm attaching both of our price and movelists. Ask her about buying her eggs.
[That notebook stays sitting there, long enough for the text to be easily read, before it's snapped up into the air and a certain ninja-lacking-her-forehead-protector drops into view, obviously proud of herself.]
Evan's not here right now, but fortunately for him, he has a cute secretary to take his calls. And sell his things.
[She offers the camera a quick wink and a grin -- eggs!]
Attachment: Evanslist.txt
Attachment: Tentenslist.txt
(OoC: Replies will come from both Repliku and Tenten. If you're contacting Tenten's Gear specifically, please say so in the subject line.)
That's the only thing that the video shows, the carpet of eggs. Evan's voice is coming from off-camera.]
There are eggs all over the floor and I don't even know what half of these are even supposed to be. Tch.
[And then the video shuts off.]
[The second video comes on an hour later, and shows two piles of eggs, one slightly bigger than the other. There's an open notepad balanced on a couple of them, and you might be able to read what's written on the page--if you could read Evan's handwriting, that is.]
There's no way I'm taking care of all of these, so I'm selling them to whoever's interested. The smaller batch is Tenten's, and I'm attaching both of our price and movelists. Ask her about buying her eggs.
[That notebook stays sitting there, long enough for the text to be easily read, before it's snapped up into the air and a certain ninja-lacking-her-forehead-protector drops into view, obviously proud of herself.]
Evan's not here right now, but fortunately for him, he has a cute secretary to take his calls. And sell his things.
[She offers the camera a quick wink and a grin -- eggs!]
Attachment: Evanslist.txt
Attachment: Tentenslist.txt
(OoC: Replies will come from both Repliku and Tenten. If you're contacting Tenten's Gear specifically, please say so in the subject line.)
[video, Tenten's gear]
Date: 2013-04-27 08:31 pm (UTC)Ooh. That Ferroseed egg looks pretty cool Tenten. Think we could have make a deal?
[video, Tenten's gear]
Date: 2013-04-27 08:42 pm (UTC)[A quick smile, then she leans in, quirking an eyebrow.]
What've you got?
[video, Tenten's gear]
Date: 2013-04-27 08:52 pm (UTC)[video, Tenten's gear]
Date: 2013-04-27 08:57 pm (UTC)[Calling up both of those on the Pokédex and biting her lip in concentration as she reads.]
...Yeah, sounds fair! The Ferroseeds don't have any egg moves, but they're good as throwing weapons in a pinch.
[She beckons, and her own Ferroseed, Renkon, drifts over with a curious, metal-on-metal noise.]
As long as you don't mind hurling around forty pounds of solid metal.
[video, Tenten's gear]
Date: 2013-04-27 09:06 pm (UTC)[video, Tenten's gear]
Date: 2013-04-27 09:29 pm (UTC)[video, Tenten's gear]
Date: 2013-04-27 09:56 pm (UTC)[ video ]
Date: 2013-04-28 01:35 am (UTC)[video, Tenten's gear]
Date: 2013-04-28 04:42 am (UTC)[A wink and a smile, then she's disconnecting. Proper phone etiquette still isn't quite something she's learned.]
[video]
Date: 2013-04-28 05:58 am (UTC)You two seem to have been keeping busy in his absence.]
[video]
Date: 2013-04-28 06:46 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-04-28 06:54 am (UTC)...Depends on what you consider 'interesting'. What type do you like?
[video]
Date: 2013-04-28 06:59 am (UTC)...Is this thing broken again?
[ video ]
Date: 2013-04-28 07:06 am (UTC)['Scuse him while he goes to locate a Skarmory egg and separate it from the pile.]
[video]
Date: 2013-04-28 07:07 am (UTC)There does not seem to be anything wrong from my end, at least.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-28 07:17 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-04-28 07:23 am (UTC)Since you have an excess... I will take one off your hands.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-28 09:37 pm (UTC)[iff being maths shorthand for if and only if welcome to Sho talk.]
Shouldn't be, but who knows with Pokemon.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 03:14 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 05:32 pm (UTC)[We're ignoring the fact that the mother is a horse.]
I'll take it back and...return your money if you don't want it later. The egg's P800.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 05:41 pm (UTC)Ponyta and Houndour were my first two, they're cool. Uh...Zorua are kinda expensive, but they can change their form. There's some birds, too. Some seagulls and owls.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 05:44 pm (UTC)[He turns the Gear so the camera is pointing at the unclaimed eggs.]
is for sale, the other stuff has been claimed.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 09:23 pm (UTC)P800 sent. Thanks for the offer.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-30 12:41 am (UTC)What are you gonna do with all those eggs if you don't sell them?
[video]
Date: 2013-04-30 09:58 am (UTC)There's something he'd like to know.]
The parents of the Skarmory egg?