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falseshore[Today, the subject of this video is a very confused and somewhat irritated Evan. He woke up less than an hour ago, and his room was carpeted in eggs. Pretty much literally. He was expecting a batch of them, but he was not expecting more than fifty.
That's the only thing that the video shows, the carpet of eggs. Evan's voice is coming from off-camera.]
There are eggs all over the floor and I don't even know what half of these are even supposed to be. Tch.
[And then the video shuts off.]
[The second video comes on an hour later, and shows two piles of eggs, one slightly bigger than the other. There's an open notepad balanced on a couple of them, and you might be able to read what's written on the page--if you could read Evan's handwriting, that is.]
There's no way I'm taking care of all of these, so I'm selling them to whoever's interested. The smaller batch is Tenten's, and I'm attaching both of our price and movelists. Ask her about buying her eggs.
[That notebook stays sitting there, long enough for the text to be easily read, before it's snapped up into the air and a certain ninja-lacking-her-forehead-protector drops into view, obviously proud of herself.]
Evan's not here right now, but fortunately for him, he has a cute secretary to take his calls. And sell his things.
[She offers the camera a quick wink and a grin -- eggs!]
Attachment: Evanslist.txt
Attachment: Tentenslist.txt
(OoC: Replies will come from both Repliku and Tenten. If you're contacting Tenten's Gear specifically, please say so in the subject line.)
That's the only thing that the video shows, the carpet of eggs. Evan's voice is coming from off-camera.]
There are eggs all over the floor and I don't even know what half of these are even supposed to be. Tch.
[And then the video shuts off.]
[The second video comes on an hour later, and shows two piles of eggs, one slightly bigger than the other. There's an open notepad balanced on a couple of them, and you might be able to read what's written on the page--if you could read Evan's handwriting, that is.]
There's no way I'm taking care of all of these, so I'm selling them to whoever's interested. The smaller batch is Tenten's, and I'm attaching both of our price and movelists. Ask her about buying her eggs.
[That notebook stays sitting there, long enough for the text to be easily read, before it's snapped up into the air and a certain ninja-lacking-her-forehead-protector drops into view, obviously proud of herself.]
Evan's not here right now, but fortunately for him, he has a cute secretary to take his calls. And sell his things.
[She offers the camera a quick wink and a grin -- eggs!]
Attachment: Evanslist.txt
Attachment: Tentenslist.txt
(OoC: Replies will come from both Repliku and Tenten. If you're contacting Tenten's Gear specifically, please say so in the subject line.)
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-05 03:13 am (UTC)You mean these guys? Yeah, they're pretty great! Even if they've got no egg moves, they're fantastic throwing weapons.
[Even if they're forty pounds of solid spiky steel...]
P500, since they've got no egg moves.
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-05 03:20 am (UTC)[Just blinking at it. Granted, it's an egg with eyes and spikes, but still!
Wait, P500?
His face drops a little before he visibly shuffles through his wallet for the money. Uh, he really shouldn't spend that much...]
... How about P250?
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-05 03:24 am (UTC)Yeah, he's a weapon. Please, two-fifty wouldn't even buy me lunch. P450, maybe.
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-05 03:27 am (UTC)Well, what about P300? If it has no egg moves, it's the same as catching it in the wild, except at a much lower level right?
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-05 03:29 am (UTC)[Suddenly looming.]
...You're not a jerk are you? Some guy who won't even pay good money for my favorite weapons?
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-05 03:40 am (UTC)...
[Time for the riskier gambit. Sigh. He didn't want do play that one...]
Look, I really can't go any higher than P350 right now all right? If I could, trust me I'd just pay full price. It does look cool, but it's not worth me starving myself or my other pokémon.
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-05 03:47 am (UTC)[Seriously, who has trouble forking over P500?]
You're pretty new around here still, huh?
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-05 03:48 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-05-05 03:49 am (UTC)...Alright, three-fifty, but if we're ever in town together, after you get yourself more adjusted? You'll owe me lunch.
You got a name, rookie?
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-06 02:29 pm (UTC)[That's a cheeky grin for you, Tenten. Well, until the rookie comment.]
Hey, I'm not a rookie! And it's Sokka. I guess you must be Tenten, right?
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-06 05:02 pm (UTC)That's right. Evan's the unfriendly guy with the silver hair.
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-10 12:54 am (UTC)[Now he has to remember what that Maka girl told him about transactions...]
Uhm, I can send this to you through the machine at the centers, right?
[Video]
Date: 2013-05-10 03:05 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-05-10 04:40 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-05-12 05:07 am (UTC)Anyway, can I interest you in anyone else?